Eggiterian- Split personality disorder-FUN

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Its funny to hear egg-consuming vegetarians proclaiming that they are vegetarians.
I have met loads of such people. They eat eggs on a Monday, but will remain light years away from an egg on a Tuesday (because they are vegetarians, do you hear? They are not non-vegetarians).

You must ask them this:
Can you eat a cabbage on a Monday?
Answer: Yes, its veg.
Can you eat an egg on a Monday?
Answer: Yes, its veg.
Can you eat cabbage on a Tuesday?
Answer: Yes, its veg.
Can you eat an egg on a Tuesday?
Answer: No….I mean..You know…its like…..aa..uu..ummm….

The bottomline:

Egg is a veg food on a Monday, but turns non-veg on a Tuesday, returns to its veg classification on Wednesday, again turns non-veg on a Saturday.

Therefore, if they can have something which is both a veg and a non-veg food at the same time (let me remind you its the same egg which turns non-veg immediately the next day), can you call them vegetarians any more? Doesn’t this make them non-vegetarians?

I think humans remain strict and authentic to their beliefs, but its the eggs which have split-personality disorders of being veg one day and turning non-veg the other day.

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