Top 10 ways to look busy at work

i was thinking how i can appear to be busy while not actually working and came up with these:

1- walk really fast when you are going anywhere as to appear something important is going to happen

2- carry a notebook with you at all times. seems like you are suppose to be somewhere taking notes. if at your desk keep it open with a pen on it

3- keep your headset on if you are in your cubicle

4- actually do work but that defeats the purpose. okay more later. any suggestions?

5- shuffle papers

6- look pissed off

7- put up a do not disturb sign when you are browsing the web

8- continually click on a pen

9- walk around with your laptop open, side note: take your laptop home and say you are WFH (working from home)

10- open up Microsoft Word and write blog entries to post later

Comments

saumitraverma said…
good one hope i would follow that:-)
July 22, 2009 at 3:12 AM
Brij Mohan said…
I think you have used the last point (10) to write this post, right ?
July 22, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Shikha Kuntal said…
yes bhaiya you are right. ha ha ha
July 22, 2009 at 11:46 AM
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