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Eggiterian- Split personality disorder-FUN

Read it ... its Fun Its funny to hear egg-consuming vegetarians proclaiming that they are vegetarians. I have met loads of such people. They eat eggs on a Monday, but will remain light years away from an egg on a Tuesday (because they are vegetarians, do you hear? They are not non-vegetarians). You must ask them this: Can you eat a cabbage on a Monday? Answer: Yes, its veg. Can you eat an egg on a Monday? Answer: Yes, its veg. Can you eat cabbage on a Tuesday? Answer: Yes, its veg. Can you eat an egg on a Tuesday? Answer: No….I mean..You know…its like…..aa..uu..ummm…. The bottomline: Egg is a veg food on a Monday, but turns non-veg on a Tuesday, returns to its veg classification on Wednesday, again turns non-veg on a Saturday. Therefore, if they can have something which is both a veg and a non-veg food at the same time (let me remind you its the same egg which turns non-veg immediately the next day), can you call them vegetarians any more? Doesn’t this make them non-vegetarians? I thin...